Lucy Pinder topless is nuts. Literally. In Nuts Magazine, the British model with top-flight assets discusses her support of the dedicated boys fighting abroad. At least, I think she does, it's possible I skimmed the text to stare until cross-eyed at her amazing boobs. Okay, I did catch the part where Lucy claims that she's got a thing against showing full-muffin in photographs. I'd be sad for this news if the history of super hot models didn't teach me that these promises are most often not kept.